Here is
the list for the college Class of 2006:
Most students entering college
this fall were born in 1984.
1. A Southerner has always
been President of the United States.
2. Richard Burton, Ricky
Nelson and Truman Capote have always been dead.
3. South Africa's official
policy of apartheid has not existed during their lifetime.
4. Cars have always had
eye-level rear stop lights, CD players, and air bags.
5. We have always been able to
choose our long distance carriers.
6. Weather reports have always
been available 24-hours a day on television.
7. The "evil empire" has moved
from Moscow to a setting in some distant galaxy.
8. "Big Brother" is merely a
television show.
9. Cyberspace has always
existed.
10. Bruce Springsteen's new
hit, Born in the USA, could have been played to celebrate their birth.
11. Barbie has always had a
job.
12. Telephone bills have
always been totally incomprehensible.
13. Prom dresses have always
come in basic black.
14. A "Hair Band" is some sort
of fashion accessory.
15. George Foreman has always
been a barbecue grill salesman
16. Afghanistan has always
been a front page story.
17. There has always been an
heir to the heir to the British throne.
18. They have no recollection
of Connie Chung or Geraldo Rivera as serious journalists.
19. Peter Jennings, Dan
Rather, and Tom Brokaw have always anchored the evening news.
20. China has always been a
market-based reforming regime.
21. The United States has
always been trying to put nuclear waste in Nevada.
22. The U.S. and the Soviets
have always been partners in space.
23. Mrs. Fields' cookies and
Swatch watches have always been favorites.
24. Nicolas Cage, Daryll
Hannah, Eddie Murphy, and John Malkovich made their first major film
impressions the yearthey were born.
25. The GM Saturn has always
been on the road. 26. The "Fab Four" are not a
male rock group, but four women enjoying "Sex and the City."
27. Fox has always been a
television network choice.
28. Males do not carry a
handkerchief in a back pocket.
29. This generation has never
wanted to "be a Pepper too."
30. Ozzy's lifestyle has
nothing to do with the Nelson family.
31. Women have always had
tattoos.
32. Vanessa Williams and
Madonna are aging singers.
33. Perrier has always come in
flavors.
34. Cherry Coke has always
come in cans.
35. A "hotline" is a consumer
service rather than a phone used to avoid accidental nuclear war.
36. The drug "ecstasy" has
always been around.
37. Genetic testing and DNA
screening have always been available.
38. Electronic filing of
federal income taxes has always been an option.
39. Magnetic Resonance Imaging
(MRI) has always been available to doctors.
40. Trivial Pursuit may
have been played by their parents the night before they were born.
41. The U.S. has always
maintained that it has a "clear right to use force against terrorism."
42. The drinking age has
always been 21 throughout the country.
43. Women have always been
members of the Jaycees.
44. The center of chic has
shifted from Studio 54 to Liza's living room, live!
45. Julian Lennon had his only
hit the year they were born.
46. Sylvan Learning Centers
have always been an after-school option.
47. Hip-hop and rap have
always been popular musical forms.
48. They grew up in minivans.
49. Scientists have always
recognized the impact of acid rain.
50. The Coen Brothers have
always been making films