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Southside High School,
Selma, Alabama The College
Class of 2003:
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The people starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980. |
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They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era, and did not know he had ever been shot. |
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They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged. |
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Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression. |
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There has only been one Pope. They can only remember one other president. |
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They were 11 when the Soviet Union broke apart, and do not remember the Cold War. |
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They have never feared a nuclear war. "The Day After" is a pill to them—not a movie. |
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They are too young to remember the Space Shuttle Challenger blowing up. |
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Their lifetime has always included AIDS. |
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They never had a polio shot, and likely, do not know what it is. |
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Bottle caps have not always been screw off, but have always been plastic. They have no idea what a pull top can looks like. |
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Atari pre-dates them, as do vinyl albums. |
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The expression "you sound like a broken record" means nothing to them. |
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They have never owned a record player. |
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They have likely never played Pac Man, and have never heard of "Pong." |
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Star Wars looks very fake to them, and the special effects are pathetic. |
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There have always been red M&M's, and blue ones are not new. What do you mean there used to be beige ones? |
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They may never have heard of an 8-track, and chances are they've never heard or seen one. |
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The compact disc was introduced when they were one year old. |
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As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 32 cents. |
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They have always had an answering machine. |
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Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black & white TV. |
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They have always had cable. |
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There have always been VCR's, but they have no idea what Beta is. |
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They cannot fathom what it was like not having a remote control. |
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They were born the year Walkmen were introduced by Sony. |
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Roller-skating has always meant in-line for them. |
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"The Tonight Show" has always been with Jay Leno. |
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They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool. |
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Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. |
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They have never seen Larry Bird play, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is a football player. |
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They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. |
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The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as WWI and WWII or even the Civil War. |
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They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in Iran. |
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They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. |
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They don't know who Mork was, or where he was from. |
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They never heard the terms "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" or "De plane, de plane!" |
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They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. is. |
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The Titanic was found? I thought we always knew where it was. |
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Michael Jackson has always been white. |
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Kansas, Boston, Chicago, America, and Alabama are all places—not music groups. |
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McDonalds never came in Styrofoam containers. |
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There has always been MTV, and it has always included non-musical shows. |
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